7 followers till 169 if you know what I mean *wink wink*

tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

fartgallery:

give a person a fish and they’ll eat for a day

teach a person to fish and they won’t eat at all because they didn’t really understand your instructions but said that they understood so they wouldn’t seem stupid and are too embarrassed to ask you to explain it again

randomandready:

hentai-ass:

There’s a few of you.

*Scoffs* You mean everyone I’ve ever talked to over here and just… everyone?

randomandready:

hentai-ass:

There’s a few of you.

*Scoffs* You mean everyone I’ve ever talked to over here and just… everyone?

For every note this post gets, I won’t cut for a day.  

escapinginmymmind:

I’ll put every url that reblogged this into a jar. If I feel like cutting, I’ll randomly pull out any url from the jar, I won’t cut, but I’ll message you and thank you.

maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

So my professor was asking questions. 

  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.
fuckyeahimpressionism:

Claude Monet - Water Lilies (1919)

fuckyeahimpressionism:

Claude Monet - Water Lilies (1919)

gallifreyanwizardof221b:

fuckmedanielhowell:

all the awards to this old man

You do realize this is what all of us are going to be doing when we’re this age and still on tumblr.

  • me during the whole episode: *yells 'what the fuck'*
  • me at the end of the episode: *whispers 'what the fuck'*
ohitisl0ve:

just—keep-swimmingg:

Obama on gay adoption 
You the man
fucking beautiful
A lot of people don’t like Obama but seriously this man is more fucking metal than anyone. I mean seriously

ohitisl0ve:

just—keep-swimmingg:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

A lot of people don’t like Obama but seriously this man is more fucking metal than anyone. I mean seriously

I live for the days when I see him.

wibbly wobbly challenge: favourite episode per season with places and things

fathers day 1x08


Transparent Ships;
Part 1 of 4: Ten X Rose

Transparent Ships;

Part 1 of 4: Ten X Rose

Harry Potter Magical Wand