homophobic people be like: i’m not homophobic!1! i just don’t like the way gay people kiss, hug, breathe, move, talk, or exist!!!! but i’m not homophobic!!!1!
We’re in the middle of a W A R
There’s no time for weakness.
Get to your feet.
We have to [[ FIGHT ]]
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
I love that feeling
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
you could’ve learnt that from chess, bro
I just fainted cause you’re smart as heck
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
I think the impala has been everywhere but all of tumblr…
so every time i see this i’ll reblog it
AKA, you start with icons, I’ll probably respond with icons. You make it clear you prefer prose, I’ll make sure I’m up for prose when I reply and I’ll try to keep my word count within range of yours. Just want oneliners? Easy peasy.
united steaks of america
there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this
I reblogged this exactly one year ago. how time flies.
IT IS MY PATRIOTIC DUTY TO REBLOG THIS and meat my quota for this holiday.
Did that make the cut, or should I chuck that joke out? I figure it could go a round a bit maybe.
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle