when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from
give a person a fish and they’ll eat for a day
teach a person to fish and they won’t eat at all because they didn’t really understand your instructions but said that they understood so they wouldn’t seem stupid and are too embarrassed to ask you to explain it again
There’s a few of you.
*Scoffs* You mean everyone I’ve ever talked to over here and just… everyone?
I’ll put every url that reblogged this into a jar. If I feel like cutting, I’ll randomly pull out any url from the jar, I won’t cut, but I’ll message you and thank you.
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
Claude Monet - Water Lilies (1919)
all the awards to this old man
You do realize this is what all of us are going to be doing when we’re this age and still on tumblr.
Obama on gay adoption
You the man
A lot of people don’t like Obama but seriously this man is more fucking metal than anyone. I mean seriously
I live for the days when I see him.
wibbly wobbly challenge: favourite episode per season with places and things
fathers day 1x08