I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds
homophobic people be like: i’m not homophobic!1! i just don’t like the way gay people kiss, hug, breathe, move, talk, or exist!!!! but i’m not homophobic!!!1!
We’re in the middle of a W A R
There’s no time for weakness.
Get to your feet.
We have to [[ FIGHT ]]
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
I love that feeling
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
you could’ve learnt that from chess, bro
I just fainted cause you’re smart as heck
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
I think the impala has been everywhere but all of tumblr…
so every time i see this i’ll reblog it